Sent on 28 July 2005

National Jokes - commercial break (Indian)

Enjoy! Its good to get away from Sardar jokes and go national! and  then ......leave it.
*** Tamil Jokes:***
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
****Malayalee Jokes:****
What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
Why did the Malayalee cross the road?

Pheno Menon.
Debo Nair.
To join the trade union on the other side.
***Sindhi Jokes:***

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
A Sindhi painter?
A Sindhi chef?
A Sindhi electrician?
A Sindhi milkman?
A Sindhi pest control contractor?
A Sindhi casanova?
A Sindhi fire-engine?
A Sindhi detergent?
A Sindhi postman?
A communist Sindhi?
A fashionable Sindhi?
A heroic Sindhi soldier?
A forgetful Sindhi?
A fat Sindhi?
A downtrodden Sindhi?
A corrupt Sindhi?
A Sindhi fly?
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?

Because air is free.
Bhagwandas Godwani.
Papadmull Kukreja.
Voltram Bijlani.
Gopal Dudeja.
Khatmull Marwani.
Prem Kissinchandani.
Neelam Rin-dani.
Karl Lal-wani.
Jogio Armani or Primlani.
Hiroo Sipahimalani.
Bhulo Bhulchandani.

Why does the Gujju go to London?
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
What is a Gujju picnic called?
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
What did the Gujju! mean when he said,
" Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?"
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
Which programs do gujjus love to watch on tv?
What do you call a knee less gujju ?
To see his Big Ben.
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
A snake in the grass.
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

His son failed in statistics.
My son drowned.
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
An outlawed Bengali?
An enlightened Bengali?
Bengali who works?
A stupid Bengali girl?
A Bengali marriage?
A mad Bengali?
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
A Bengali mobster?
Kanoon Banerjee.
Jyoti Basu.
A work of fiction.
Balika Buddhu.
In Sen.
Kalidas Guha.
Robin Ganguli

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