I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying
"Hello How are you?"

I am not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me. So I answered , somewhat embarrassed. "Doin' just fine"

And the other guy says "So what are you upto?"

What kind of question is that ? At that point I am thinking this is too bizarre so I say
"Uhhh , I am like you , just travelling !"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over ?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him "No ..... I am a little busy right now !!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions !!!"