| Good judgment comes from bad experience and bad experiences come from what you thought was a good judgment. |
| In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have yet to reach their level of incompetence. |
If you want a winning team for the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet at once, not seven people who can jump one foot each and try to mount on top of each other. |
Those who can do, cannot teach. Those who can't teach, administer. Those who cannot even administer, finally become successful consultants. |
Everybody lies. But does it really matter? Nobody listens anyway. |
Your learning ability goes down when your lips are moving. Faster the lips movement, slower the learning ability. |
Experience usually arrives late and only after you had just needed it a few moments back. |
| When you direct dial a wrong long distance number, you never get a busy tone. |
| Never miss a good chance to shut up. |
The challenge in solving of the problem lies in finding the right solvers. |
| If anything can go wrong, it will do so in multiple forms. |
| There is a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness. |
| No matter whatever happens some wise guy will find a way to take it far too seriously. |
Important telephone rings when you are on toilet seat without phone. |
The Journey of a thousand miles usually begins with broken fan belt and a leaky tire. |
| Great discoveries are made by stupidity of mistakes. |
A good listener has nodding head and active thinking mind on some other subjects. And you can't fool your wife about it. |
It is always dark before dawn, So if you are going to steal your neighbors newspapers, that's time to do it. |
Promotion is hard for irreplaceable. If you can be replaced than you can be promoted. |
| And dont ever forget, that you are unique just like rest of us here. |
| Friends come and go, but enemies come and stick. |
| lower your both feet in water at the same time to test the depth of water. |
| If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster. |
If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
| If in any organization you find one employee who knows what is going on. Gang up and get this ba----- fired. |
